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Archive for September, 2009

The Petter!

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

I’ll give a Jackson Hole update soon enough, but for now, this is more important.

Moms: If you don’t like people saying swear words then pause it when it goes black.

Can you guess what race the audio is from?

OK kids, you deserve a little face time too. Ja d’er så LETT! (It’s so EASY!)

We should do more of these. For you norskies, remember “Nissene paa loven?”

Life, baby, LIFE.

One day on some distant planet there’ll be six reporters taking mad pictures of me and my relay team in party wigs with our shirts off.

This one reminds me of doing skits in Folkehøskole. Is he imitating Oddvar Brå or David Beckham?

And I’m sure you’ve all seen this one already, but here’s a response to the “girls” on my last post. I’m sure those guys are on the National team even though they’re fat.

I DARE any of you to find a norwegian youtube video that doesn’t have boppy techno. (not that it sucks)

Talk again soon.

Kissing Disease hits USST

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

UPDATE: My audience seems to be a little wider than I thought, so I’ll fill you in. The following is a parody. Ha Ha. Also, the video at the bottom stars and was made by the three Norwegian national ski team members shown. Yes, they are hot, and yes, most people have seen it already.

Read thoroughly, look deep, and welcome to the inside.

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The front headline on langrenn.com right now is “Kjølstad has the kissing disease.” And, they’ve got a shot of him “kissing” his waist bottle.

“Kyssesyken” is the herpesvirus that leads to mono.

A Burn for All

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

Loading up fasterskier.com is a sobering experience after living through the space I’ve been in the last 8 days. Burning Man is an intensely invigorating and spiritual experience where you will see some of the most beautiful people around. After a week of overstimulation and almost zero sleep, wayward Burners rise from the desert ashes charged and re-connected to an energy that they never knew they had.